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jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you’re look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
I hate people who are naturally really good at small talk and are comfortable with it too wow screw you and your well developed social skills
(Source: danascullys, via erikaka)
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
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